Sunday 5/20/2012
11:28pm (214 notes)
This woman is texting a friend about her date. IS THIS FEMINIST?
Frankly, it’s appalling that you think we might endorse antiquated, stereotypically feminine behavior like “texting your friends about your dates,” or “telling your friends about your dates,” or “having friends.” However, this particular woman is texting her friend to say that her date was Zorgon, the All-Powerful, and that after their date he teleported her to a glowing void dimension in which there was no space nor time, only unlimited free wireless. So, we’re fine with it. This woman is REPRESENTING FEMINISM. For now.
4:54pm (3 notes)
Herr God, Herr Lucifer Beware Beware. Out of the ash I rise with my red hair And I eat men like air.
Tuesday 5/8/2012
10:25am (8,776 notes)
"”I respect your right to see and do whoever you want, and I don’t even want a boyfriend. So…
- What do you want?
- I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the whole world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants, like, to go to brunch, and I don’t even want to go to brunch or make you sit on the couch while I shop, or even meet my friends. I don’t even want that, ok? But I also don’t want share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. Also, I don’t wanna a picture of your dick, because I live very near you, so if you want me to look at your dick I can just come over and look at your dick!"
- What do you want?
- I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the whole world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants, like, to go to brunch, and I don’t even want to go to brunch or make you sit on the couch while I shop, or even meet my friends. I don’t even want that, ok? But I also don’t want share a sex partner with a girl who seems to have asked for a picture of your dick. Also, I don’t wanna a picture of your dick, because I live very near you, so if you want me to look at your dick I can just come over and look at your dick!"
Monday 5/7/2012
11:31pm (8 notes)
I Will Keep Broken Things
I will keep
Broken
Things:
The big clay
Pot
With raised
Iguanas
Chasing
Their
Tails;
Two
Of their
Wise
Heads
Sheared
Off;
I will keep
Broken
things:
The old
Slave
Market
Basket
Brought
To my
Door
By Mississippi
A jagged
Hole
Gouged
In its sturdy
Dark
Oak
Side.
I will keep
Broken
things:
The memory
Of
Those
Long
Delicious
Night
Swims
With
You;
I will keep
Broken
things:
In my house
There
Remains
An
Honored
Shelf
On which
I will
Keep
Broken
Things.
Their beauty
Is
They
Need
Not
Ever
Be
‘fixed.’
I will keep
Your
Wild
Free
Laughter
Though
It is now
Missing
Its
Reassuring
And
Graceful
Hinge.
I will keep
Broken
Things:
Thank you
So much!
I will keep
Broken
Things.
I will keep
You:
Pilgrim
Of
Sorrow.
I will keep
Myself.
Thursday 4/19/2012
11:33am (10 notes)
